How clean are you?
Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 8:45 amThe state of hygiene among Americans was the topic of a recent poll.
Poll findings indicate some of our fellow citizens did listen to their mother’s advice, and some did not. Here’s a sampling:
You wash and change your bed linen …
Once a week … 40%, 10,181 votes
Once every few weeks … 34%, 8,516
Once a month … 16%, 4,007
Less often … 10%, 2,545
You re-wear your underwear before washing …
Never … 78%, 18,302 votes
Once or twice … 17%, 3,929
3-5 times … 4%, 827
More than 5 times … 1%, 340
You brush your teeth …
More than twice a day … 12%, 2311 votes
Twice a day … 41%, 7,946
At least once a day … 42%, 8,239
Less often than that … 5%, 1,041
Click here for more survey info.
Healthbeat by Deirdre Cox Baker
September 10th, 2009 at 8:59 am
I used to change my underwear almost everyday and then I got old and thought why bother. I even wrote a little pome about it.
Since I don’t have a date tonight
tomorrow or forever
I guess that means that I don’t have to
change my dirty drawers
I’ll wear ‘em til they’re ragged
’til they rot right off my ***
and I won’t care if people glare
and curse me as they pass